Quotes
Spiff Quotes
1) "Good times, good times..." -Sokka
2) "My own mother thought I was a monster. She was right of course, but it still hurt." -Azula
3) "Think about it. No matter where we go, Prince Zuko and the Fire Benders manage to find us. It's because they spot Appa. He's just too noticeable."
"Appa's not too noticeable."
"He's a gigantic, fluffy monster with an arrow on his head! It's kind of hard to miss him!" -Sokka and Aang
4) "Is everything okay? It's been almost an hour, and you haven't given the men an order." -Iroh
5) "So this is how the great commander Zhao acts in defeat... disgraceful! Even in exile my nephew is more honorable then you. Thank you again for the tea. It was delicious."
"Did you really mean what you said, Uncle?"
"Of course. I told you Ginseng tea was my favorite." -Zuko and Iroh
6) "Now would you please put on some clothes?" -Zuko
7) "Yeah, we're all gonna get eaten by a giant spirit monster." -Sokka
8) "Are you calling me a liar?"
"No. I'm calling you an optimist. Same thing pretty much." -Sokka and Katara
9) "So how's waterbender training going?"
"mmmmmmmm….."
"Master Poophead won't teach her because she's a girl."
"Why don't you teach her, Aang?"
"Sokka, that's a great idea! Aang can learn the moves during the day, and then teach them to me at night! That way everybody's happy!
I'm not happy."
"But you're never happy." -Sokka, Katara, and Aang
10) "I want the Avatar. I want my honor, my throne. I want my father not to think I'm worthless."
"I'm sure he doesn't. Why would he banish you if he didn't care? Err, that came out wrong, didn't it?" Zuko and Iroh
11) "In my country, we exchange a pleasant hello before asking questions. Have you become uncivilized so soon, Zuzu?"
"Don't call me that!" -Zuko and Azula
12) "Princess, I'm afraid the tides won't allow us to bring the ship into port before nightfall."
"I'm sorry, Captain, but I do not know much about the tides. Can you explain something to me?"
"Of course."
"Do the tides command this ship?"
"I'm afraid I don't understand."
"You said "the tides would not allow us to bring the ship in." Do the tides command this ship?"
"No, Princess. "
"And if I were to have you thrown overboard, would the tides think twice about having you smashed against the rocky shore?"
"No, Princess."
"Well, then, maybe you should worry less about the tides, who've already made up their mind about killing you, and worry more about me, who's still mulling it over..." Azula and some reandom captain dude
13) "Dad's going to kill you! Really, he is." Azula
14) "My aura has never been pinker!" Ty Lee
15) "Who are you?"
"You mean you haven't guessed? You don't see the family resemblance? Here's a hint. "I must capture the Avatar to restore my honor." It's OK, you can laugh. It's funny." Aang and Azula
16) "You've always thrown everything you could at me! Well I can take it! And now I can give it back! Come on! Strike me! You've never held back before!" Zuko
17) "I already told you, I don't want to snuggle. The library's sinking. THE LIBRARY'S SINKING!" Toph
18) "You're insane, aren't you?"
"That's right!" Aang and weird herb lady
19) "Listen here Sugar Queen! I gave up everything so I could teach Aang Earthbending!"
"Sugar Queen? Did you just slam the door in my face? How can you be so infuriating?"
"Shouldn't we do something?"
"Hey, I’m just enjoy the show."
"Katara, we should just calm down."
"WE? I’M COMPLETELY CALM!"
"I can see that." Toph, Katara, Sokka, and Aang
20) "I know what you're going to say. She's my sister, and I should be trying to get along with her."
"No, she's crazy, and she needs to go down." Zuko and Iroh
21) "They're not wads... they're more like bundles... bunches? It has an 'uh' sound... "
"Clumps?"
"Clumps! They're clumps!" Ty lee and Mai
22) "Your Water Bending won't do you much good here! I've studied Northern Water Style, Southern Water Style, even Foggy Swamp Style!"
"That’s called Sokka Style! Learn it!" Wan Shi Tong and Sokka
23) "Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya! Nothing's quenchier! It's the quenchiest!" Sokka
24) "Yeah! Let's break some rules!" Toph
25) "What are you doing here?"
"I was about to ask you the same thing. What do you plan to do now that you've found the avatar's bison? Are you going to keep him locked up in our apparetment? Should I make some tea for him?"
"First I have to get him out of here."
"AND THEN WHAT? You never think these things through. This is exactly what happened when you captured the Avatar at the North Pole. YOU HAD HIM AND THEN YOU HAD NOWHERE TO GO!"
"I would have figured something out."
"NO! If his friends hadn't of found you YOU WOULD HAVE FROZEN TO DEATH!"
"I know my own destiny Uncle!"
"Is it your own destiny or one that someone is trying to force on you?"
"Stop it Uncle! I have to do this!"
"I'M BEGGING YOU, PRINCE ZUKO! It's time for you to look inward and start asking yourself the big question: who are you and what do YOU want?" Zuko and Iroh
"You have no idea where you're going, do you?" Sokka
28) "My father said she was born lucky, he says I was lucky to be born. I don’t need luck though. I don’t want it. I’ve always had to struggle and fight and that’s made me strong. It’s made me who I am."
29) "Can't this wait 'till morning?"
"It can't." -Zuko and Azula
30) "Yeah this makes a lot of sense, let's bring the guy who's constanty trying to kill us." -Sokka
31) "Orange is such a horrible color."
"You're so beautiful when you hate the world."
"I don't hate you."
"I don't make you too." -Zuko and Mai
32) "Well atleast I feel something, opposed to you! You have no passion for anything, you're just a big blah!" -Zuko and Mai
33) "Gee I'd love to help, but I'm supposed to be boiled in oil." -Aang
34) "We can take them, three on tree."
"Actually Toph there's four of us."
"Oh I didn't count you, no bending and all."
"I CAN STILL FIGHT!!"
"Okay, three on three plus Sokka."
"Errr!!" -Sokka and Toph
34) "Well that's something diffrent." -Sokka
35) "You lazy little bird." -Sokka
36) "Flamio hotman!" -Aang
37) "As opposed to you! You're just a big blah!" -Zuko
38) "Squish squash sling that slang, I'm always right back at ya, like my boomerang" -Sokka (haiku)